i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Send help, water and tortillas.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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