Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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