so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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