her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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