worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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