What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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