obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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