found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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