what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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