So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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