the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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