I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
