STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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