did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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