i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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