I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dicks are not precious.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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