Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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