Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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