singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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