how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm having to shit out rocks
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