i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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