what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
