it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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