found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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