Will you blow on my dice?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
two words...techno handjob
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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