Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Randomize
