We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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