those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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