even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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