can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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