He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
As shirtless as possible
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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