If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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