Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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