Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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