remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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