so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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