if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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