my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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