She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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