i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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