It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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