fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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