i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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