You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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