"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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