i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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