Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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