We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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