STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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