So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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