Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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